Im leaving on a jet plane. Dont know when Ill be back again...

I GOT MY PLANE TICKET!!!!!!!! See all you bitches later, my ass is going to nice sunny beaches is South America for 2 weeks. I leave exactly 3 weeks from today. How exciting!!!! I seriously can't wait. Well, I can kinda cuz Im scared to death of flying. Its going to take every ounce of brave lauren to get myself on that freaking plane. Ill do it though. I promise. The plane goes to Brandon which means it goes to sex which I can no longer live with out. Its been too long. Ill be gone March 3rd through March 16th. Woo Hoo! Who ever would have thought that I would be going to Colombia? Brandon got a job today! Congrats to him! Now he can support me and buy me everything while Im down there! HA! But it does mean he'll have an apartment which I get to stay in for free which rules. I got my passport and my plane ticket on the same day so there is now nothing holding me back from going. Um, I think that is really the only exciting thing that is happening right now. I picked up extra shifts at work to help save some more money before I go, so if you go into the Brewhaus towards the end of this month, I can pretty much bet you that I will be there with a tray bringing your ass drinks. TIP WELL YOU SONSABITCHES!!! I NEED MONEY!! If you do Ill buy you some Colombian trinket! woo hoo! Cubs tickets go on sale Feb. 25th. Sweet love do I need some cubbies baseball. Im making it a point to go to at least 7 games this summer. I only wish Brandon would be here to go with me. I dont know what Im gonna do with out him here this summer. Ill just buy an extra seat and pretend he's sitting next to me. Thats not creepy right? When people try to sit down Ill be like, "Jesus! Brandon is sitting there! Are you BLIND?" Anyway, its making me sad to talk about it so now I am going to stop. Im late to meet everyone at the bar so Im taking off. Love you all and Ill think about you while Im lounging on the beach in my bikini! HA!