Sleepwalking through the all night drug store
Baptized in fluorescent lights
I found religion in the greeting card isle
Now I know hallmark was right
Every pop song on the radio
Is suddenly speaking to me
Art may imitate life
But life imitates TV
Cause you've been gone exactly two weeks
Two weeks and three days
And things look different now
Different in so many ways
Cause I used to be a superhero
No one could touch me, no not even myself
And you were like a phone booth that I somehow stumbled into
Now look at me
I am just like everybody else
I am just like everybody else