I love my bubs....

For all you who do not know, bubs means Cubs in Lauren language. When I was little, I apparently had a difficult time saying the letter C so when I used to talk about the Cubs, it came out as Bubs. So to this day, whenever I discuss baseball with my dad, its still "bubs". But ANYWAY I love my bubs. I cant believe that pitchers and catchers have reported. The season is so close I can taste it. Im torn, we got rid of Kyle Farnsworth. For all you who dont know who Im talking about, he is a reliever on the Cubs pitching staff. He was a head case, but boy was he a PRETTY head case. This man was ungodly hot. 2.5% body fat. Curly dirty blond hair.... 100mph fastball. HOT! Great to look at, bad for the team. He went to Detroit. So I can still look at him ever once and awhile, but now I dont have to deal with him throwing away my teams game. So I guess its a good situation. What else? Mark Prior. He is my boyfriend. I know I know. Everyone doesnt think he's hot. But theres just something about that boy that makes me wanna scream his name in bed. Cant wait to see him again. Im sad the Moises is gone. Glad that Sammy is gone. Sad that Grudzie is gone. Glad Nomar is staying. Glad Kerry is staying. Glad Carlos is staying. Glad Glendon is starting. Glad Greg is staying. Glad Derek is back. Glad Todd W. is starting. Glad the Todd H. (the porno viking) is getting more playing time. Iffy about Jason getting more playing time. Having an orgasm thinking about Aramis. Ahhhhhh!!! I cannot wait!!!! And the people say, chicago chicago chicago cubs. Chicago chicago chicago cubs!!! GO BUBS!!!!!