220 arrests, 1 death

Those are the official statistics of Mardi Gras. The boy that died collapsed at 430am. No known cause of death. 170 of the arrests were underage drinkers, 20 were for vulgar public displays, and the rest were small and minor like public urination. Damn was it fun. I dont think Ive ever seen that many drunk people in my life. We had a ton of people in and out of our apartment all day. We started off the day at 8am by walking over to the market (we live right across the street) and getting our breakfast....cherry turnover, yummy! From then we all got dressed up in masks and wigs and headed down to the parade at 11am. Those bitches are crazy for the beads! I got up to the 3rd row of people and ended up getting the crap beat outta me for those damn beads! I did get to see more boobs than I have in my whole life though. Nice ones too! Lets see, I then came back to the apartment which was filled with random people. Started drinking my schlafly and downed about 2 hurricanes (both with extra 100proof shots), yummy! 3pm brought clementines annual high heel drag race. A bunch of boys running down the street in heels. HI-LAR-IOUS!!!! I got some pretty good pics of one guy biffing it hardcore into the street. Went back to the apt. and a huge wrestling match began... I beat up my homo roommate. Then the crew from springfield showed up and craziness continued. God it was a good time. Our streets were a freakin mess the next day. It cost $15,000 to clean it all up.... All in all a good time. I flashed, got flashed, and got drunk!! Can't wait till next year!!!